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zoeydotexe
sleepnoises

who has the post thats a screenshot of a review of a bagel shop that's like "why is anyone giving this less than five stars. were the bagels too round, the cream cheese spread too generously." i need it

sleepnoises

Five stars 3 weeks ago  Do not believe any ratings that is less than 5. Its a bagel spot with the most pleasant staff. What's the last star you're holding off. Is it the fat bagels were too big, too fresh, the cream was spread too generously. Stop being jerks.ALT

thank you wonderful olive @bumblebeetle . anyway i was just at a lovely bagel shop where the cream was genuinely spread too generously. like an inch of cream cheese before compression (such as exerted when biting down on a bagel)

breakbeatbun
serethereal

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

sophie-baybey
pillsburysoyboy

if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

pillsburysoyboy

I want you to imagine that you have a button. That button is at the bottom of a pot of boiling water that also has piranhas and radium in it. If you press the button you will recieve the best orgasm of your life, but in order to press it, you have to first put your hand into radioactive boiling piranha water for at least 6 hours. This is what it's like to write.

pillsburysoyboy

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Look I’m not angry at all I’m just curious to see how you got there

blizz4rd1203

I'm a miniature painter.