Had to visit a hospital today. (Nothing scary, I promise!)
Anyway, the security ID photo they took of me was uh. Not classically soothing.
Had to visit a hospital today. (Nothing scary, I promise!)
Anyway, the security ID photo they took of me was uh. Not classically soothing.
since tumblr is dying for the 40000th time you can find me on [platform that is just as bad if not worse]
who has the post thats a screenshot of a review of a bagel shop that's like "why is anyone giving this less than five stars. were the bagels too round, the cream cheese spread too generously." i need it
thank you wonderful olive @bumblebeetle . anyway i was just at a lovely bagel shop where the cream was genuinely spread too generously. like an inch of cream cheese before compression (such as exerted when biting down on a bagel)
i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable
Thay r adding new tqarot card the faggot
if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.
I want you to imagine that you have a button. That button is at the bottom of a pot of boiling water that also has piranhas and radium in it. If you press the button you will recieve the best orgasm of your life, but in order to press it, you have to first put your hand into radioactive boiling piranha water for at least 6 hours. This is what it's like to write.
I'm a miniature painter.
tired of fishing? no? good. the roads are closed and i need something to do. come play w/ me
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